PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A